Oh yeah, today I got myself into trouble. Okay, it wasn’t too bad, so don’t worry… but it was funny.
So what happened? Well, I was, as usual on weekdays, sitting in the bus home, when a rather chunky guy sat down next to me. So there he sat, with his legs widely spread, and I was trying to limit all body contact by squeezing myself so much that I almost only sat on the half of my seat. I also buried my nose in my book, but there was no escape. Right at the first moment, when I displayed my poor knowledge of the Arabic language by saying “thank you” to the ticket inspector, the guy seized the opportunity and started to talk to me. After having complimented me about my super Arabic skills, he went on to talk about Ramadan (do you fast?), to then trying to convince me that the way Muslims fast is beneficial for the health (eeeer, I don’t think so). And then, eventually, he obviously asked my for my number.
But the thing is, that I just didn’t want to give him my number. I am not longing for a fat guy calling me up day and night… and then being deceived that I don’t want to see him! So I thought of a nasty trick… I told him that I did not own a mobile phone, since it had been stolen recently on the beach. Well, part of the story is true, it happenend only a little earlier during my stay. But because I don’t want to be sooo mean after all, I grap my bag in order to look for a pen… and this is when he sees my mobile phone in my bag, and says…”… but there is a phone, you lied!” Errr, yeah right, that is not very Christian indeed, but you know what, I just don’t want to give you my number, I said. But I took his number and told him that I would call him when I felt like it. Oh man… that was bad. I never got caught in such a miserable lie. As we say in Germany… it’s the little sins that the Lord punishes on the spot.






